I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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