I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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