I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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