Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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