What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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