Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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