I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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