I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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