OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
We’re leaving where are you
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