im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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