I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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