i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
