hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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