Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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