I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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