so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
