My boss' voice literally gives me gas
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
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Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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