is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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