Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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