It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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