Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Liz is crying about burritos again.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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