i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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