Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(541): View more from Oregon

I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night

Fav 6 1559 3789
share tweet
(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"

Fav 27 4625 1151
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(302): View more from Delaware

Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house

Fav 17 4275 1261
share tweet
(530): View more from California

69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle

Fav 31 1033 6855
share tweet
27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts
Read it at the TFLN blog
(571): View more from Virginia

We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."

Fav 16 1144 3807
share tweet
(812): View more from Indiana

At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.

(1-812): View more from Indiana

Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).

Fav 23 1117 3041
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(419): View more from Ohio

It was like getting head from an anaconda

Fav 23 3348 2480
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(941): View more from Florida

It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.

Fav 0 507 567
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(262): View more from Wisconsin

So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?

Fav 3 25 65
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT