We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.