i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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