you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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