hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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