Do vagina's smell?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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