Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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