Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
