12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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