I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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