he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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