At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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