I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I wear drunk well.
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