it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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