how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
This house was built for laser tag.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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