i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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