return my video game
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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