And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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