Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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