Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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