:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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