On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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