dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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