have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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