There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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