No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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