good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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