Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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