was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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