Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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