I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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