Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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