Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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