Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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