Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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