i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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