i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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