ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
