it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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