hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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